Annoyed at thread drift

[shouldazagged]

Time for breakfast?

B. Kliban fits this thread perfectly, it seems...

Years ago I heard a psychiatrist talk about being asked by a colleague to look in on one of the colleague's hospital patients as he made morning rounds.

He checked on the woman and found her calm, rational, and exhibiting no obvious pathology.

Later he was in the hospital cafeteria for a late breakfast, and as he was going through the serving line the lady turned up at his elbow.

"Oh, doctor," the said, "I see you like pancakes."

"Yes," he said, "I'm very fond of pancakes."

"Well, you should come to my house," the woman said. "We have closets full of them!"

 

[boatme99]

Yes, Pig, not pie[/QUOTE

I ask Why Not?

Why not pig pie?
Because they live in a sty?
Fie!

Because they lie in the mud?
I mind not the crud.

Because they are fat?
I do not mind that.


Why?
Why would you not want pig pie?

 

[jell-dog]

Yes, Pig, not pie[/QUOTE

I ask Why Not?

Why not pig pie?
Because they live in a sty?
Fie!

Because they lie in the mud?
I mind not the crud.

Because they are fat?
I do not mind that.


Why?
Why would you not want pig pie?

You are a poet!
And don't know it!
Only your feet show it,
They are LONGFELLOWS!!!!!!

 

[steamloco76]

What is "Situational Football"?
Anything like an occasional chair?

 

[timn8er]

Sometime back there was a lot of discussion about "shiny squirrels", & now, nothing. I would like some more descriptions so that I don't make a mistake & shoot a semi-gloss squirrel by mistake! Better yet, does anybody have any pics?

 

[jell-dog]

Sometime back there was a lot of discussion about "shiny squirrels", & now, nothing. I would like some more descriptions so that I don't make a mistake & shoot a semi-gloss squirrel by mistake! Better yet, does anybody have any pics?

As you can see, shiny squirrels are dangerous because they wear shiny armour

 

[BigCityChief]

You guys must really be annoyed at thread drift!


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[timn8er]

You guys must really be annoyed at thread drift!


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Nope...not me.

 

[timjake]

... and on to page 94

 

[george minze]

Curious just curious.....Is this tread a record of some kind for this site????Nosy minds need to know...........

 

[vonn]

Drifted so far I almost can't believe it but nice to know I am not alone! Warm weather is coming back today if the weather girl is right. A big flap over one of the lady TV hunters shooting a large bear in NC . Didn't know they got that large there,gotta get more info on that.

 

[TenTea]

It was 10 degrees F this morning. When I get home from work, I'm going to empty all my aerosol cans outdoors and then start a rubber tire fire in the backyard.

I always have a tire fire in celebration of Earth Day, although it is usually warmer in April.

 

[Skeptic 9c]

The cold weather across the USofA is the result of the Devil opening the Gates-of-Hell (TM) and letting out the cold resulting from the Cleveland Browns taking FIRST PLACE in the Division!

The Browns managed to flee first place in utter terror and return to the basement.
Geoff
Who knew it couldn't last BUT REALLY!

 

[snubbyfan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHdNiJbqPE4

 

[shouldazagged]

If I should win a truck in a raffle I'll be compelled to name it Peter Lorry.

Sorry.

I'll just go hide among those rocks over there, shall I?

 

[snubbyfan]

If I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna get a green Ford Model A Tudor and name it Gumby.
Then I'll get a model T truck, paint it brown and name it Pokey.

 

[Mcwsky09]

Forget that if I won the lottery is get one of these

 

[boatme99]

An Agera R. Nice choice.
I'd stay away from the One. It's been recalled.

 

[vonn]

If I were to win the lottery should keep going! Personally I would vote for a road trip covering the continental US,Canada,and Alaska stopping whenever and wherever struck my fancy with no set time limit to be anywhere. See theUSA in your Chevrolet!

 

[RobertJ.]

And now for something completely different...