Annoyed at thread drift

[boatme99]

'Nuff said.

 

[jell-dog]

I have to say that I'm disappointed in the duck direction this thread has taken with all the prevalence of duck inspired posts. I'm hoping that the duck fanciers will come to their senses & post about more believable things like broccoli, bears, & penguins...with or without hands!

BROCCOLI! BROCCOLI!! BROCCOLI!!!

Dana Carvey performs "Broccoli" - YouTube

 

[BigBill]

Duck fat.
?

 

[snubbyfan]

Viaduck???

Why no a chicken?

 

[jell-dog]

How disappointing. Ducks. Ducks. Ducks.
What's all this fuss about ducks?
I wonder how ducks deal with bears?

BUCK?? DEAR?? DUCBARE?? BEARDUK??

 

[jell-dog]

SNUBBY, a little friend for YOU

 

[jell-dog]

SNUBBY, a little friend for YOU

 

[shouldazagged]

The last time I opened a fortune cookie it said "DUCK!"

How could they have known?

 

[snubbyfan]

SNUBBY, a little friend for YOU

Wonder if I can teach him how to stitch leather.
Oh, wait, penguins don't have stitchin'awls. Even if they did, they don't have hands.

 

[vonn]

Can't think of any duck remarks, don't like the way they taste much.

 

[soFlaNative]

Can't think of any duck remarks, don't like the way they taste much.

Hard to taste much with duck lips...

 

[jell-dog]

Alzeheimer's

I don't have Alzheimer's
I have Sometimer's
Sometimes I remember
Sometimes I don't

Hey! I resemble that remark!!
Sometimer's, also known as Oldtimer's

 

[jell-dog]

Can't think of any duck remarks, don't like the way they taste much.

Try a little Duck butter on them!

 

[g8rb8]

Watch out!
Quick!......... DUCK.
Here come Da Bears.

John

Oh, by the way, there's a penguin on the telly.

Ducks, Bears, and Penguins in one post!

 

[timn8er]

"Oh, by the way, there's a penguin on the telly."

Is it time for it to explode yet?

 

[g8rb8]

"Oh, by the way, there's a penguin on the telly."

Is it time for it to explode yet?

Duck!
Now!
The penguin on the telly is exploding as we speak. Defensive measures. A bear was spotted.

John
Two posts, each referencing DUCKS, BEARS, and PENGUINS, ... in one morning! I gotta take a nap.

 

[roarindan]

Our two GSD/rescue mutts and I just shared half a beef stick. Yummm!

How do 3 beings share a half??

 

[BigBill]

Tur-duc-chicken? A chicken in a duck in a turkey?

Ber-Tur-Duc-Chicken? A chicken in a duck in a turkey in a bear?

Sounds greasey

 

[boatme99]

"Oh, by the way, there's a penguin on the telly."

Is it time for it to explode yet?

How should I know? I'm not doctor, bloody, Bernofsky!

 

[g8rb8]

How should I know? I'm not doctor, bloody, Bernofsky!

Thank goodness you're not Dr. Bernofsky. He knows everything. If you were Dr. Bernofsky this rambling thread would be henceforth tidily tied up .... solved ..... logically concluded ..... and it would have to end ....... and that would be a pity.

Carry on.

John