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boatme99
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You could be in Tennessee, where they get you for 9.45% going in and going out.
Everything is taxed here.
boatme99
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"I guess I should tell you guys the truth.
My right foot is wider than my left." DG
I have to admit, I've long suspected this...I'm not sure what action will be taken, but this isn't over...not by a long shot!
My right foot is wider than my left." DG
I have to admit, I've long suspected this...I'm not sure what action will be taken, but this isn't over...not by a long shot!
boatme99
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"My left foot is wider than my right.." DG.
What are we talking here?
Slightly wider? A bit wider? Freakishly fracking wider?
Did it affect your childhood? We're you picked last in everything except kickball? Wouldn't take your shoes off in front of everyone for gym?
Did you have to go to the prom by yourself?
Does it look weirder than penguin hands?
Man, we gots ta know!
What are we talking here?
Slightly wider? A bit wider? Freakishly fracking wider?
Did it affect your childhood? We're you picked last in everything except kickball? Wouldn't take your shoes off in front of everyone for gym?
Did you have to go to the prom by yourself?
Does it look weirder than penguin hands?
Man, we gots ta know!
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When we got married, my wife told me that one of her headlights was slightly larger than the other. I told her I would explore the matter. I still can't tell the difference.
I'm starting to think she tricked me and just enjoys the research.
I feel so foolish.
I'm starting to think she tricked me and just enjoys the research.
I feel so foolish.
DeathGrip
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I hope this answers all of your questions.
"My left foot is wider than my right.." DG.
What are we talking here?
Slightly wider? A bit wider? Freakishly fracking wider?
One half size longer and two sizes wider.
Did it affect your childhood? We're you picked last in everything except kickball? Wouldn't take your shoes off in front of everyone for gym?
I was pretty cool until I went into third grade. It was getting quite noticeable with the growth spirt that summer. I was picked on and picked last for sports for the next few years. Then chance would have it that Peter Pierre moved in next door. He was a Savate champion and took me under his wing. Soon nobody wanted to pick on me anymore.
Did you have to go to the prom by yourself?No, By then I was pretty well liked or feared depending on ones past history with me. I took Peter's daughter, Panelope Pierre She was quite the looker but her headlights weren't even. I wonder what ever happened to her?
Does it look weirder than penguin hands?
Not really, But I'm more used to it than penguin hands. We don't see many down here.
Man, we gots ta know!
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One more question. When you go swimming can you swim in a straight line or do you go in circles? Sorry if this is being insensitive but I gotta know.
DeathGrip
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That was a real challenge. When I was first learning to swim I had to kick about half as fast again with my right foot to keep up with the power from my left. That's a tough thing to do.
Then that brain thing happened. Well let me tell you, That chunk of steel they put in counter balanced it perfectly. It didn't take long to relearn how to swim because it's so much easier with the normal left right cadence. Some times I go back to my old way just for kicks. I've never seen anyone else do it.
boatme99
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Well played, Old Shoe. Well played, indeed.
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boatme99
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Yeah, I did have to look it up. Those silly French persons.
The savate goes very well with my ropa vieja, though.
The savate goes very well with my ropa vieja, though.
I really don't think that's what you're feeling Rusty...
Cold-Eze, has anyone used this? It may actually work but their advertising drives me crazy.....
" Guaranteed to reduce the effects and length of your cold"
Really? How in the world would you ever prove that statement?
" Guaranteed to reduce the effects and length of your cold"
Really? How in the world would you ever prove that statement?
GtownGeorge
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Bad, bad, bad, bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigBill
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Ok where's the original poster who started all this?
I hear he's up for a s&w forum award for the longest topic ever posted?(kidding)
He's making us proud.........I just want to say thanks for the laughs guys.
I hear he's up for a s&w forum award for the longest topic ever posted?(kidding)
He's making us proud.........I just want to say thanks for the laughs guys.
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shouldazagged
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If you're shooting those mosquitoes sitting you'd be considered unsporting here. Some of ours can stand flatfooted and impregnate a turkey. We pass shoot them with #4 buck, or decoy them in with a spread of naked fat guys.
Beavis, he thaid anal!
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