Pop Tarts and Oreo Double Stuffs

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Every year, during my Birthday month, I have treats that I avoid for the whole rest of the year.
One of those is frosted cherry pop tarts, the other's double stuff oreos.
This year was kinda disappointing. The pop tarts had less filling and less frosting than I remember and the double stuffs were more like one and one third stuffs. My wife noticed this too.
I'm sure the price was way higher than last years.
Fortunately, my niece sent me some frozen raw chocolate chip cookie dough as a Birthday present and that cooks up yummy.
At least my favorite cigars have stayed the same.
 
I’m going to shatter your world because I’m a meaneyedcatz.
Double stuff Oreos have the same amount of coagulated sugary grease/lard/pennzoil filling. They just pump it full of air so it looks like more.

Sorry for the bad news, it’s just what I do. I’m under contract to do it.
 
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I hope your cigars are a little extra special, that way you don't care about how much of what you are eating. Just enjoying the most excellent pop tarts (okay, toaster pastries for the copy write people!) and oreos is a good reward and birthday present for being good all year. And hey, Happy Birthday from a neighbor to the East-North East area from you!
 
Oreos dunked in milk...Love'em. Iced Strawberry Pop Tarts toasted or not...Yummy. Strawberry Toaster Strudels....Even better. Cinnamon Rolls with Icing....Fantastic.

MOON PIES...Deal me In!!

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So what.......

I’m going to shatter your world because I’m a meaneyedcatz.
Double stuff Oreos have the same amount of coagulated sugar grease/lard filling. They just pump it full of air so it looks like more.

Sorry for the bad news, it’s just what I do. I’m under contract to do it.

Who cares...............
 
Another right of passage from my daddy:


To be authentic it needs to be an RC Cola!

As a kid, my brother and I would have to sweep up the apartments that dad was building. The dust from sanded drywall would get in your throat and turn into a concrete like substances. The only way we found to get it out, was to chug a warm bottle of dad's RC or what worked even better was to chug mom's Diet Rite! That pealed the crud right out of your throat along with a few layers of skin! In retrospect, I think the Diet Right worked better because it was sweetened with Saccharin. And everybody knows any food substitute that works well get banned!

Ivan
 
Every year, during my Birthday month, I have treats that I avoid for the whole rest of the year.
One of those is frosted cherry pop tarts, the other's double stuff oreos.
This year was kinda disappointing. The pop tarts had less filling and less frosting than I remember and the double stuffs were more like one and one third stuffs. My wife noticed this too.
I'm sure the price was way higher than last years.
Fortunately, my niece sent me some frozen raw chocolate chip cookie dough as a Birthday present and that cooks up yummy.
At least my favorite cigars have stayed the same.

I wonder if all Pop Tart brand pop tarts are being made this way. The pumpkin spice version was also light on the filling and frosting. I was very disappointed. The Walmart brand is MUCH better, at least with the cherry and brown sugar cinnamon.
 
I’m going to shatter your world because I’m a meaneyedcatz.
Double stuff Oreos have the same amount of coagulated sugar grease/lard filling. They just pump it full of air so it looks like more.

Sorry for the bad news, it’s just what I do. I’m under contract to do it.
Well ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
If that is the case though, they need to use just a bit more air.
 
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