An Absolute Idiot

[DWalt]

I saw a clip in the news of a man swimming, kissing and caressing a large Gator. More than likely he raised it from birth and the Gator is well fed - but never the less, it's still a wild animal with basic instincts. Everything goes well - until it doesn't!

I saw something about that on TV. Seemed like he and the Gator were real buddies and had been for a long time

 

[DWalt]

And this one is 100% true! Stupid is was as stupid does

 

[Martyk]

Was he drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's beforehand?

 

[6GUNSONLY]

I'm pretty much to the point that nothing surprises me anymore - especially in the "how stupid can people get" department.
Someone said "Quit asking 'how stupid can people get?' - they're taking it as a personal challenge."

 

[IAM Rand]

Colorado is that stupid only because the MAROONS moved here from elsewhere, most likely Cali. Some of the gene pool need not breed.

 

[Dave.357]

Colorado is that stupid only because the MAROONS moved here from elsewhere, most likely Cali. Some of the gene pool need not breed.

I was going to to say that , but I will let you risk the point.

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

Play a recording of animal calls, vocalizations, like playing a recording of a language you don't understand, how do you know it's not something rude, offensive, threatening ?

 

[pawncop]

The only limitation stupidity comprehends is death.

 

[Model52guy]

Bless his heart…… as my mom would say.

 

[Wyo]

It's entertaining but the story is made up.

Fact Check: Colorado Man Identifying As A "Wolf Furry" Was NOT Mauled Attempting To Join A Wyoming Wolf Pack -- Story From Satire Site

Was a Fort Collins, Colorado man, who described himself as a "wolf furry," mauled by wolves in Wyoming when he tried to join their pack? No, that's not true: The story circulating on social media originated on 'Casper Planet' a...

www.yahoo.com

 

[MelvinWalker]

He was just looking for Lee Ho Fooks. Gotta love that chow mein.

I saw what you did there Warren~

 

[mtgianni]

This should be a lesson to many. Just because you self-identify as something, doesn't mean you recognized by those around you as anything but a fool.

 

[lihpster]

I saw what you did there Warren~

Ah ooooooooooo!

 

[M1A4ME]

I guess the wolves don't have a concept of inclusion and automatic respect for anyone who hasn't earned it. Oh well. I wonder if the dude learned anything from it?