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My friend lost his two front teeth and I asked him how-
"well I was sitting in a bar and this tough rough looking gal slapped me on the butt and asked me if I wanted her phone number. I asked if she had a pen and when she said I sure do. I told her she might want to go back and get in it before the farmer found out she was missing...thats what I remember saying right before she knocked my teeth out.
 
With out looking (no cheating) does anybody remember what the original post was?????? In a complex and sometimes screwy world some times isn't it fun just to have some fun.

Yes, I remember pretty close to what he posted, but I think that post #2 really set the tone for the next 5000+ posts.
I still chuckle when I read it.
 
That pallet jack .gif is really something!

Not a good day for that person...doh!

Why did I think of Van Halen?

I been to the edge
And there I stood and looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby
I got no time to mess around

So if you want it, got to bleed for it baby
Yeah, got to, got to bleed, baby
You got to, got to bleed, baby
Hey, got to, got to bleed baby

;)
 
Don't take penguins lightly, my friends. Anything that can survive in the areas these birds thrive in is a force to be reckoned with! And if it turns out that they really DO have hands...all bets are off.
 
Don't take penguins lightly, my friends. Anything that can survive in the areas these birds thrive in is a force to be reckoned with! And if it turns out that they really DO have hands...all bets are off.

I've lost track of the number of times the little buggers have flipped me off. Shockingly bad manners.

Saw one playing a ukulele. He was playing "I Want To Hold Your Hand".

I've never told this because I was afraid you guys would laugh.:o:o
 
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