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Zoomie boot camp was no cotilion. We had to know how many pleats go in a cumberbun and how to remove brandy stains from a smoking jacket, and with no air conditioning mind you.
Not to mention the cramps I endured learning calligraphy and origami.
You're welcome.
williamlayton
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I musta said something that was wrong.
Blessings
Blessings
vonn
US Veteran
Just heard a news flash- there is now a chocolate shortage ,must be the same guys that are hoarding all the .22 ammo! Wonder if you can grow cocoa beans in Texas?
4506517
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Yes! This thread is so full of win.
I just wanted to see it back to the top.
Given recent postings, turns out this thread has been beneficial to the community.
Love it.
I just wanted to see it back to the top.
Given recent postings, turns out this thread has been beneficial to the community.
Love it.
A foursome of golfers, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big chests and wore short-shorts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.
Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before.
Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.
Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before.
boatme99
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by Friday.
GtownGeorge
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Snubby.... That'll work.
vonn
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Sounds like my unit in the Army except Richard Petty was the King! I guess something's never change. Grunts are grunts no matter when or where they serve or what you call them.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by Friday.
Skeptic 9c
Member
There I wuz..which is Army talk for "once upon a time" on the veranda of the driver's license testing center at Fort Knox KY, waiting to get my military DL endorsed for a new post, many moons before the S&W .40 was chambered. A bright young 2nd Lt approached me and said, "SAARGENT! Shouldn't you be telling those troops to get in proper uniform?
I studied the situation and observed a scruffy looking pair of blokes with their shirt tails hanging out, their boots unbloused and their hair...well best left unmentionable. I then returned to the BY2LT and informed him loudly. "Sir, I'm sorry! Those personnel are in no known military unit. They are in the Air Force, Sir!"
Geoff
Who wuz there and gots the Coffee Cup to prove it!
I studied the situation and observed a scruffy looking pair of blokes with their shirt tails hanging out, their boots unbloused and their hair...well best left unmentionable. I then returned to the BY2LT and informed him loudly. "Sir, I'm sorry! Those personnel are in no known military unit. They are in the Air Force, Sir!"
Geoff
Who wuz there and gots the Coffee Cup to prove it!
BrianE
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george minze
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What thread are you referring to????? O' THAT ONE!
john14_18
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My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
boatme99
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Northern Arizona is pretty breezy most of the year, so when I thought about building house, I went to an architect with my idea.
I told him I wanted to build a wood framed house.
We would cut all the lumber and pre drill it for all the fasteners.
We would have rubber nails made, freeze them in liquid nitrogen, thus solidifying and contracting them.
We'd slide the nails into the pre drilled holes where they would warm and expand.
Voila! The flexible house that would bend in the wind!
He just looked at me, shook his head, and told me to get out of his office.
And there's the problem today. NO vision!
I told him I wanted to build a wood framed house.
We would cut all the lumber and pre drill it for all the fasteners.
We would have rubber nails made, freeze them in liquid nitrogen, thus solidifying and contracting them.
We'd slide the nails into the pre drilled holes where they would warm and expand.
Voila! The flexible house that would bend in the wind!
He just looked at me, shook his head, and told me to get out of his office.
And there's the problem today. NO vision!
vonn
US Veteran
Going to drift to my hunting lease trying to find a big buck. Hope the weather is good.
jell-dog
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