Did I "like" this the first time? Will I get dinged if I double "like" it inadvertently? Does the big ape track these things? Has anyone seen my pants?(I wrote this a year ago. I just think that occasionally people should be reminded of my station in life.)
To my knowledge nobody has ever associated my branch of my family with nobility. This must now change. I have learned that as the senior surviving member I am the rightful Earl of Dinglebury. Which is pretty damn surprising, considering that we are East Tennessee Irish.
I would take my seat in the House of Lords, but London is a heck of a commute.
Please feel free to address me as "Your Lordship" only on formal occasions, like cow chip tosses and goat gelding. I want to remain unspoiled as long as possible.
Thank you for your respectful consideration.
Just pretend this is witty.