Once upon a time, back when McDonnell-Douglas was run by airplane people instead of <ed> The sales team prepared for a presentation. They had a beautiful model made, with perfect artistic balance. Coming off the elevator in the higher levels of the Pentagon, a Vice President DROPPED THE MODEL and the elevator door smashed into it.
Holding the battered model in his trembling hands, the team examined it in horror! The tailplane was broken in the middle and drooped left and right, the wings went down and the tips went up, it was bent in the middle and the nose was drooped.
At that moment with the entire team in the depths of utter despair, the Admiral in charge of the acquisition got off the opposite elevator after a five martini lunch, and shouted, "That's whut we needs, oregano thminkling."
And that launched 5,000 plus aircraft.
Geoff
Who thinks they should have left a least a pair of 20mm cannon on it!