Pants I can remember, but sometimes I forget to zip up the fly.![]()
Those fluent in the wonderful sub-regional dialect that is Pittsburgheeze know this as "Kennywood is open!"

Pants I can remember, but sometimes I forget to zip up the fly.![]()
I remembered to put my pants on this morning when I left the house.
Next time, try to remember your pants before you leave the house, not when you leave the house.![]()
Pants I can remember, but sometimes I forget to zip up the fly.![]()
If you've got flies in your pants, you might have other problems.
I'm just saying....
If it wasn't for junk mail, most days I wouldn't have any mail.
You could always print out all the junk email you get and stuff it in your mail box.