Annoyed at thread drift

[bigride]

If you are awake now, take some advice...go back to bed. Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

[loknload]

Good morning everyone! Hoping all is well!
It looks like another great day in the neighborhood! How about yours?

 

[loknload]

Sure I'llhave another cup!

 

[loknload]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rustyt1953 View Post
Wanna know why Russia wants the Ukraine?

If that is a fairly representative picture, & I was a few years younger, I believe I would be Russian to the Ukraine myself!
I wonder what's up with the photographer...is he working on his camera, bowing to the ladies, or trying to get some low level shots?
Wink wink, nudge nudge, grin grin, Know what I mean, know what I mean?

And now we know what Putin the Peeper is peeping at!

 

[boatme99]

It's good to be the Prince, The Duke of Cornwall, Earl of Chester, Duke of Rothsay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles, and Steward of bonney, freaking Scotland....

but if I were King, hoo, boy.....

 

[jell-dog]

Didn't see Smith&Wesson Drift addiction listed. I think some of us here may need serious help,perhaps even intervention !

Intervention??
The drift keeps me sane
and on an even plane

 

[timn8er]

Jell-dog, I like that phrase: Sane & on an even plane. I'm going to start using it, with your permission of course, to describe myself...it would be an outright lie, but who cares, right?

 

[bigride]

Sanity? What a novel idea.

Fiction novel of course.

Fiction...fiction...fic...tion. What an odd sounding word. Fiction. What's a fict? The opposite of fact? This story is based on ficts as opposed to facts. If a story based on unreal events is called fiction, then why isn't a story based on real events called faction? So fiction would be non-faction. And non-fiction would be faction.

Which reminds me. A new study has shown that fractions are confusing to 8 out of 10 dentists who drive imported vehicles to work 75% of the time on days with a 55% chance of rain excluding days ending in "y."

I think it's time for my 6-month checkup.

Sanity huh?

 

[bigride]

I tried to fly on an even plane once. I'm not sure this is what they meant by "even."
https://youtu.be/FVXE7agdgMU

 

[bigride]

No good reason...
https://youtu.be/rLDm254jtZA
Did you really watch the whole thing?

 

[loknload]

bigride I tried to fly on an even plane once. I'm not sure this is what they meant by "even."

I would say that looking at this aircrafts instruments this aircraft is sitting on the apron in a southerly direction with a flat tire!
This aircraft is not on an even plane!

 

[loknload]

bigride I tried to fly on an even plane once. I'm not sure this is what they meant by "even."

Here's an even plane!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Good morning everyone! Hoping all is well!
It looks like another great day in the neighborhood! How about yours?

Hello boys and girls, today's word is B*t*h.

Go say it to your mamma.

If she slaps ya, you said it right.

 

[Isis1200L]

Chickens is pickled.
Pinkses is tickled.

Fateses is fickled.
Motors is sickled.

Gunses is nickled
Stampses is lickled.

Vees is hickled.
Footballs is kickled.


The end.

BRILLIANT Rusty!
Thank you for the chuckles.

Now off to get my pickling ingredients. And mebee some Gilbey's.

And, No.

I'm not self-pickling.

 

[Rustyt1953]

If that is a fairly representative picture, & I was a few years younger, I believe I would be Russian to the Ukraine myself!

I wonder what's up with the photographer...is he working on his camera, bowing to the ladies, or trying to get some low level shots? Wink wink, nudge nudge, grin grin, Know what I mean, know what I mean?

Iz vorking for "Shoeboy" "Foothouse" and Dr. Scholl's Babes of the Baltic calendar.

 

[boatme99]

Even plain. Dog River, Saskatchewan.

 

[Bahamaroot]

I love Twinkies. I'll probably die from Twinkyitis.

 

[Rustyt1953]

[ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53UF-Pb0RRY[/ame]

 

[timjake]

Just leaving a marker so I know where I was at 3:46 pm

 

[BigCityChief]

Just leaving a marker so I know where I was at 3:46 pm

You're west of me because 18 mins ago, it was 4:46 here.[emoji12]