I had a short-lived tenure with the Harlem Globetrotters that ended abruptly when the Washington Generals accused me of using under inflated balls.
I was famous for my dribbling...which unfortnately had nothing to do with my basketball skills.
I used Meadowlark's anklets as my knee socks.
The red-white-blue uniforms matched my eyes.
I sure miss those good old days. Every now and then, I still throw a bucket of confetti into the crowd. Last time though, my pastor had the local LEO escort me out of the service.