Wife, "Why do you need so many guitars??"
Me: "Well, they're all different."
"Those two are exactly the same!"
"Oh yeah, but that one is tuned to open D, y'know for 'Both Sides Now' and then I go straight into "If You Could Read My Mind" just by picking up that one."
"Oh..."
She loses interest, not understanding at all, but thinking she is gonna have to listen to the whole lecture if she asks anymore, there are six more guitars to go, and really, she just wants an excuse to order more decorative pillow shams.
The other day I told her,
"I love those new Saint Patrick's Day garden flags you got."
"Oh yes!" She is delighted, "And they were on sale!"
I have one by the house, one by the mailbox, a big one hanging ON the house, and a matching wreath on the front door, which is colored to be reused at Easter also, so I am told, and then in the guest room there are now four new St. Patrick's Day themed decorative pillow shams that match the one we already had.
All of this comes down on Tuesday.
I love this woman and she does not ever ask me why I need another gun.
I am so blessed.