GOOD One Liners - or even not so good ...

[Steve O]

It's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.


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[islandguy]

If its worth living for, its worth dying for.

 

[jlrhiner]

I'd rather be 5 hours early than 5 minutes late.

 

[LTC]

If BS was music he'd be a brass band

Tighter than a sketter's butt stretched across a rain barrel

Knows a much about ______ as a pig does a parade

You'll go to hell for lying as well as steal'n

Spins like the knob on the outhouse door

Like trying to pick up a **** by the clean end

If you can't play well (music ) play loud

The above lines were related to me by my late Grandfather, Mother and Father during my impressionable youth.

LTC

 

[yashua-p]

Jackie Leonard, "I think if you ever find yourself you're going to be disappointed."

regards

yashua

 

[snuffy51]

Not exactly a one liner, but good thought.

"When in a tug-of-war with a tiger-give him rope before he gets to your arm-you can always buy a new rope". Max Gunther

 

[oldiegoldie]

The late great Don Meredith's line...."if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas."

RIP Meredith

 

[jsfricks]

I feel more like I do right than I did awhile ago.

 

[Ga Johnny]

Yeah the early bird may get the worm, but the second rat gets the cheese.


When it's all said and done, there's usually more been said than done.

 

[jimmyj]

Getting this group together is like herding cats

 

[Chik a Boom]

And from my youth (had to go back a bit):

Later, Gator, when your teeth are straighter.

 

[JohnHL]

There are only two economists who truly understand world finance.
Unfortunately, they both disagree.

John

 

[the ringo kid]

Sheriff J.P. Harrah to Cole Thornton: "What are you lookin' at?"

Cole Thornton: ''I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it.''

 

[Krell1]

The higher the truck the lower the IQ.

 

[M&P Freak]

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

 

[Tradewind36]

The closest to 4.0 I got in college was my blood alcohol content.

 

[M&P Freak]

It's closer to be far away.

 

[JSR III]

If it ain't in writing, it ain't...

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys....

Life is way too short, you'll be a long time laying on your back looking up at that white satin lining.....

 

[johnbeaver]

No one is totally useless... they can always serve as a bad example.

If riverboats were a dime a dozen, all I could do is run up and down the bank and holler ain't that cheap, ain't that cheap.

 

[Ducky2002]

Man who says it can't be done should not interrupt man doing it. (Confucius)


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