High IQ Questions

[Aticus]

Do they have a fourth of July in England?

 

[mooosie]

Remember pi are round cornbread are square


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[ejeli]

New Ebola joke,,,
You probably won't get it..........
e.

 

[JJEH]

bits are already on the disk. what you do when you add data is magnetize them (or not). so it does not get heavier.

Sorry, I was in "sarcasm mode"

 

[Mcwsky09]

If a train leaves Philadelphia bound for New York at 9:47 AM, and a train leaves New York bound for Philadelphia at 1:12 PM, and both travel at an average speed of 44 miles per hour, and both engineers are exactly 42 years old, why don't penguins have hands?

I thought it was - if the two trains leave Chicago and NYC at the same time on the same track on a collision course with each other - the Chicago to NYC train traveling at 40 mph and the NYC to Chicago train traveling at 60 mph, which one hits first?

 

[mmaher94087]

Where does the light go when the switch is turned off?

 

[Marshwheeling]

How far can a bear run into the woods?

Just halfway; then he's running out.

 

[BCDWYO]

Is "after" supposed to be FATHER?
Answer: your son

Now try it with mother in place of father.

"Oh, bother."

DOOOHH...That was a low-IQ typo! Fixed it! (and son is correct).

 

[shouldazagged]

You guys are makin' my head hurt.
I'm just an ignorant gimpy ol' Injun.

Yeah, with a good act and a shipload of nerve!

 

[g8rb8]

Which is farther - Cleveland or by bus?

If a stitch in time saves 9 how many will a stitch in space save?

By bus is always farther except Cleveland. Duh!

Is the stich in a space-bus or Cleveland? It's always 8 in Cleveland. Duh!

 

[jdlii]

Brothers and sisters I have not a one, but that man's father is my father's son.

Who is that man?

You da man!

 

[jdlii]

How does a wet dog smell?

 

[snubbyfan]

How does a wet dog smell?

With his nose.

 

[g8rb8]

Hate to tell ya this but Honey Boo Boo's been canceled.

What about Yogi?

 

[Donn]

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

 

[Davwingman]

How does a Thermos know whether to keep it hot or cold ?

 

[LostintheOzone]

30 days has September, April, June and no wonder. All the rest have peanut butter, except for Grandma and she drives a Buick.

 

[shouldazagged]

Whither the pterosaur? And why not?

 

[rwsmith]

It makes sense.....

So tell me....are you married or happy?

Pete

It made sense that Curly Howard said that. In real life he was an unstoppable lady's man and a rounder. Unfortunately, the hard living got to him.

 

[rwsmith]

Pcouldn't

Whither the pterosaur? And why not?

Pcouldn't Pterosaurs Pfly? Pand Pthey Pgrew Pbig, Ptoo.