Wyatt Burp
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I wrote about my insane neighbor who hires security guards to watch his house when he's gone long periods of time, to keep US from going into his house and planting "brain scanners in his walls", according to what the guard told me. He called the cops again the other day about the "mind ray machine" we supposedly use on him. They sympathize with us and the other neighbors and the police all know him. He screams at the people on his other side as he walks around with his pie plate tin foil anti brain scanner hat (I'm serious).
Now the ones on the OTHER side. The prescriptioned drugged out lady on our other side left her little dog in 104 degrees last summer so I brought the glassy eyed almost incoherent little guy to our house and he got better. She didn't answer the door. I gave the dog to her husband when he got home and he was very thankful. But to cover her negligence she says we stole the dog. I heard them drunk talking yesterday as I sat reading in the yard and she told her husband about how we are...now get this. We are terrorizing the crazy guy so much because she sees the cops out front talking to me and she sees that security guard. I don't care about even explaining this stuff to them and won't, but I can't stand the two faced guy who acts kind of freindly until he thinks we can't hear him. Now I know the score on where he really stands. I'm a pretty mellow laid back guy, but I'm always the first to get mad enough to jump into a confrontation, which surprises me. I'm also surprised how much people I know will tolerate stuff other people do. So now I'm surrounded on both sides by lunatics. The horses in the corrals in back are great. Same with the Russian families across the street. The crazy guy is now sick and fat, but in his prime he attempted to get in two fights with me. Things didn't go quite as well as he planned out.
Thanks for letting me vent and ramble here. I just sit in our gorgeous patio doing my leatherwork...while the guy next door occasionally yells out, "TURN OFF THAT MACHINE!!" I just don't work with my back to the fence.
Now the ones on the OTHER side. The prescriptioned drugged out lady on our other side left her little dog in 104 degrees last summer so I brought the glassy eyed almost incoherent little guy to our house and he got better. She didn't answer the door. I gave the dog to her husband when he got home and he was very thankful. But to cover her negligence she says we stole the dog. I heard them drunk talking yesterday as I sat reading in the yard and she told her husband about how we are...now get this. We are terrorizing the crazy guy so much because she sees the cops out front talking to me and she sees that security guard. I don't care about even explaining this stuff to them and won't, but I can't stand the two faced guy who acts kind of freindly until he thinks we can't hear him. Now I know the score on where he really stands. I'm a pretty mellow laid back guy, but I'm always the first to get mad enough to jump into a confrontation, which surprises me. I'm also surprised how much people I know will tolerate stuff other people do. So now I'm surrounded on both sides by lunatics. The horses in the corrals in back are great. Same with the Russian families across the street. The crazy guy is now sick and fat, but in his prime he attempted to get in two fights with me. Things didn't go quite as well as he planned out.
Thanks for letting me vent and ramble here. I just sit in our gorgeous patio doing my leatherwork...while the guy next door occasionally yells out, "TURN OFF THAT MACHINE!!" I just don't work with my back to the fence.
seriously though that sucks, but then again least its some excitement!! My neighborhood is boring as poooooo
