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I have two cases of regular spam in my food stash. Stored in a cool dry place. They say it lasts for ever that way.
If it didn't, how would you know???

I have two cases of regular spam in my food stash. Stored in a cool dry place. They say it lasts for ever that way.
That is correct... cuz no one will ever eat the stuff!!!
I rate Spam and vodka martinis as equals. I try each about every 20 yrs just to humor myself. The last Spam I tried was the jalapeno variety. Peppers in it didn't help a bit. Still wouldn't poison a coyote with it... or with a vodka martini!
If it didn't, how would you know???![]()
Just curious, how/why would you get sick thinking about a food you have never even tasted? Are you Sam I am who has never tried - but still doesn't like - green eggs and ham?
Spam really isn't bad. Not gourmet food, but not bad. If you've ever tried spiced ham lunchmeat it is about the same thing, just an unsliced loaf of it - packaged in a can.
EDIT: I went back a read a couple of posts that I missed the before and now I get where you're coming from...
I actually like spam. The problem I have with it is the added chemicals. My wife pointed it out to me and said it would eventually kill me.
She also said cigars and whiskey would eventually kill me. I'm still processing that.
Well, you've got to die of something!![]()
I may die from something I ate, but I can guarantee it won't be Spam.
Awwww maaaaan - you're no fun!You will not know that until the pathology report. Actaully none of us will get to read a pathology report on the cause of our deaths.
However, can you point me to any authoritative source that claims mystery meat, salt, and preservatives are good to eat?
Mystery meat refers to the Pork and Ham on SPAM. Pigs are large animals. Pork can come from anywhere on/in the animal. Ham tends to be the the thigh. I can deal with ham, but pork can be any part of the animal.
I will stick to center cut pork chops. No mystery where that came from.
Awwww maaaaan - you're no fun!
Next thing you know you'll be saying hamburger and sausage and hot dogs and bologna are all bad 'cause they aren't made from specific, readily-identifiable cuts of meat...
You will not know that until the pathology report. Actaully none of us will get to read a pathology report on the cause of our deaths.
However, can you point me to any authoritative source that claims mystery meat, salt, and preservatives are good to eat?
Mystery meat refers to the Pork and Ham on SPAM. Pigs are large animals. Pork can come from anywhere on/in the animal. Ham tends to be the the thigh. I can deal with ham, but pork can be any part of the animal.
I will stick to center cut pork chops. No mystery where thatcame from.
It obviously didn't hurt George. He lived to what 1000 (joke, not typo) years old or something like that.
At least we knew what part of the animal the meat came from.
Yes, the cutting room floor.Butchers don't "generally" grind the finest cuts of prime beef into burgers. What part did the burger come from? Lot's of different parts, and don't forget the fat, the most important part.
Burgers are delish, but a far cry from a filet/rib eye, porterhouse.