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Stupid stuff people say to LE
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A State Trooper I know pulled someone over for speeding. Usually if they're only 10 over, they get a warning.
This guys first comment was "WTH do YOU want? Low on your quota?"
Trooper said, "No sir, I can arrest as many people as I want. You were just the next one to come along."
This guys first comment was "WTH do YOU want? Low on your quota?"
Trooper said, "No sir, I can arrest as many people as I want. You were just the next one to come along."
JJEH
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There are so many, and most of them are not even funny anymore. Those jail house attorneys keep spreading that kind of stuff and a lot of people keep repeating it. One of those things is when they tell the judge that they haven't been read their rights by the time of their arrest, therefore the arrest is unconstitutional.
West Coast Turnarounds fueled many a tour bus.
"He got a broomstick on the throttle,
To keep his throttle foot a dancin' round.
Non-stop back to Dallas,
Poppin' them West Coast Turnarounds."
On bathroom wall" Here I sit with a broken heart, took 6 pills and the truck won't start."
I was working underground utility pipe, the Teamsters are hauling in truck loads of 3/4 minus for bedding rock. One of them hits the scales, gets out with his flashlight and proceeds to wack all his tires with a bat to check that they had plenty of air. State trooper comes and hauls him away. Flash light during broad day light. LOL
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Picked up a fella who was on parole for burglary and at it again. As we walked to the car he said "I don't know how you caught me this time, but it wasn't fingerprints - I wore gloves on all those jobs". And they call prison a school for crime.
I remember detaining a shoplifter some years ago. The police officer reminded the offender that the officer had arrested him twice before. At first he tried to argue, but then the thief shook his head sadly, looked down at his shoes and said, "Yeah. I'm not a very good thief. I keep getting caught."
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Quoted for truth. I recently discovered that I can't walk heel to toe anymore due to nerve damage. I guess I'm hosed if I get dragged out of my car for a "test."
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Of course we have the flip side of that coin. Like the cop who was explaining to me why he thought that I shouldn't carry a gun. "If everyone who has a license to carry a gun was carrying a gun then everyone who had a license would have a gun."
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"I don't care if it's legal, I'm going to arrest you anyway."
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"I don't care if it's legal, I'm going to arrest you anyway."
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LVSteve
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I have small feet for my height, and I'm betting the heel and toe thing would be a challenge for me, too.
I much prefer to blow in the box. Did it in the UK when the cop that stopped me decided I was the best target leaving the pub because I had the fruitiest sounding car. Not a a good choice, because I was stone cold sober and I reckon at least two others that left the same time as me were slam dunks for 0.08 and more.
Digressing, his face was a picture when he was doing the paperwork and realized that the car I was in had double the horsepower of his Austin Metro. "I bet that goes", he said. I looked him in the eye and said, "Yes, if I really feel I have to." He smirked.
Back in 2008 I was on my way back home after leaving a car show.(about 10PM) I had won a prize and in a good mood and the wife appeared to be in a good mood also
. My fault but I was not paying attention to the speedometer and my 505HP Vette had brought me into serious ticket range. Passed a Sheriff going the other way and he slammed on his breaks and was doing a 3 point turn. I looked at my Spedo and said O ****.Went about a 1/4 mile farther and pulled over shut off engine and he showed up probably astounded to see 2 70 YO people. Gave him our paperwork and Pistol Permit as I was armed. (no gun problem)
Then he said thank you for pulling over I doubt I could of caught you. My friendly reply was I did not want you killed trying to chase me on this nasty dark back road. I have double the HP much better breaks and suspension than you do and know the road well
He looked a bit confused and said I have to give you something as I called in to dispatch I was stopping you and they expect a charge filled. Gave me a none moving violation of no insurance card in car. Told me to mail it in to the town court along with a copy of the card and your licensee. Did that, no fine no marks, Sheriff did me good. Thanks Sheriff.
charlie sherrill
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Or, when you tell the to walk the line and they say "Hold it still and I'll try."
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LVSteve
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Back in England a lady rear ended a coworker who gently stopped at a light because it turned amber loooong before he was going to make the line. When the cop arrived, she marched up to him, pointed at my coworker and screamed accusingly, "He stopped on a yellow light." Cop took a deep breath and said, "Hmm, I'll have to have a word with him about that." The discussion with the coworker was a lot shorter than the discussion with Loud Woman. As Loud Woman went away with her head down and avoiding all eye contact, the cop says, "I don't think we'll be hearing any more complaints about yellow lights."
gunship
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Some funny stuff over the years. When you pull over a woman it's always I have to pee so bad. When given the ticket they continue on their way passing many places to stop.
Clocked a guy 120/65 and me being a smart *** asked him for his pilots license which he produced. I told him to slow down and sent him on his way.
And one of the best, you can't give me a ticket because you don't have your hat on.
Clocked a guy 120/65 and me being a smart *** asked him for his pilots license which he produced. I told him to slow down and sent him on his way.
And one of the best, you can't give me a ticket because you don't have your hat on.
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I once stopped a kid who stayed he refused to wear his seatbelt because he refused to recognize man-made laws. He would only wear his seat belt if God were to direct him to do so.
Shortly after that, a loud booming voice, emanated from my vehicles PA system, directed him to put on his seatbelt.
That seemed to solve the situation.
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Shortly after that, a loud booming voice, emanated from my vehicles PA system, directed him to put on his seatbelt.
That seemed to solve the situation.
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CAJUNLAWYER
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Yoiu get pulled over by a cop who is just doing his job. If he is not being a jerk-there ain't no reason for you to be a jerk. Y'all would be amazed at the rudness and disrespect I see in my court and it comes from BOTH sides. You would be amazed at what is on those body cams. I spend more time reaming out the officers AND the defendants for bad behavior than dealing with the underlying offense.
No reason to be rude. Period.
No reason to be rude. Period.
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