To be a forum god

[CTI1USNRET]

Proper conduct is necessary
* Post at least 50 times every day. It takes practice. You need to get that total up ... to establish legitimacy.
* Be the first to respond to a newby's post and suggest that the OP is stupid for [__fill in the blank___].
* Don't forget to remind the forum that you have a gazillion years of experience. You're a legend [ in your own mind ].
* If you have nothing to contribute, don't let that stop you. Post, "Sorry, can't help you." Because every thread needs your input.
* If the topic is familiar to you, try, "Oh no, not again! We discussed this till we were blue in the face back in the 80's. You should have looked in the dusty archives!"
* Demand that the thread be closed because another god has stepped in and YOUR AUDIENCE is starting to listen to him.

Remember this: some of the gods went shooting ONCE ... a long time ago. Feel sorry them. They spend their entire lives online.

Happy Christmas !

 

[Warren Sear]

Looks like somebody woke up this morning with a lump of coal in his stocking...

 

[Nevada Ed]

Isn't that one letter "G" supposed to be Capitalized ?

Ba hum bug..........

 

[shouldazagged]

And a happy "Bah, humbug!" to you too.

 

[Doug627]

I just hate it when someone starts a thread and beats around the bush, hem-haws around, and just can't get to the point. It just makes the thread unclear. It could just take any direction after that. I will probably post a few more times on this thread before I'm done. Sincerely, though, Merry Christmas to you and Happy New Year. Remember, this may be the only real contact some of our folks have with others.

 

[GtownGeorge]

How does it shoot?

 

[Rintimtin]

Sorry can't help you.

 

[srsmyth]

Did he mean "Merry Christmas" ?

 

[Doug627]

He may be a John Lennon fan. John always said "Happy Christmas."

 

[nawilson]

Uhhhhh... is anyone else confused?

 

[Warren Sear]

Pictures, or it didn't happen!

 

[ralph7]

Proper conduct is necessary


Happy Christmas !

Merry New Year!

 

[GreyRider]

I don't understand. Really, I dont. I've been a member for a little over a year and gotten nothing but encouragement, good advice and comraderie. If a post doesn't appeal to me, I dont read it. (That would be like going to a party and intentionally engaging in a conversation that doesn't interest me.

 

[alwslate]

To the OP, you must have been spending some time on the reloading
forum.

 

[mc5aw]

Uhhhhh... is anyone else confused?

I might be if I actually cared about such nonsense.

 

[Cdog]

Proper conduct is necessary
* Post at least 50 times every day. It takes practice. You need to get that total up ... to establish legitimacy.
* Be the first to respond to a newby's post and suggest that the OP is stupid for [__fill in the blank___].
* Don't forget to remind the forum that you have a gazillion years of experience. You're a legend [ in your own mind ].
* If you have nothing to contribute, don't let that stop you. Post, "Sorry, can't help you." Because every thread needs your input.
* If the topic is familiar to you, try, "Oh no, not again! We discussed this till we were blue in the face back in the 80's. You should have looked in the dusty archives!"
* Demand that the thread be closed because another god has stepped in and YOUR AUDIENCE is starting to listen to him.

Remember this: some of the gods went shooting ONCE ... a long time ago. Feel sorry them. They spend their entire lives online.

Happy Christmas !

I haven't experienced anything like this here?

Oh, but this does describes a few forums and their members that I've frequented over the years.

Pretty good insight! Just not for here...

 

[islamoradamark]

a legend in his own mind sounds familiar

 

[kozmic]

If there was a point to be made here, as usual...I missed it. Oh well, back to thinking of my other 49 posts to make my daily quota!

 

[6518John]

More appropriate title would be "How to be banned from this Forum in 10 posts or less."

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

That would be like going to a party and intentionally engaging in a conversation that doesn't interest me.

Now THAT sounds like a good reason to participate in this thread.