what's your favorite oxymoron(s)

[coltle6920]

My thread so I'll start...

Government intelligence...Jumbo shrimp...Liquid gas...
A little pregnant...current history...Liberal logic...

Whatta got? I miss George Carlin.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Happily married.

 

[zzzippper]

Why is liquid gas an oxymoron? It's science, reality.

I always joked with my Marines that an oxymoron was a big Marine.

 

[A10]

Don't have one. I have some favorite morons, but I can't talk about them on the forum......

 

[Fishslayer]

"Hiphop culture."

 

[jmg1911]

My favorite - and I am very glad it is an oxymoron - is Arab Alliance.

Jim

 

[mc5aw]

I'm torn between "civil disobedience" and "recoilless rifle" ...

 

[Gunslinger808]

Jumbo Shrimp!

 

[DR505]

Astronomically Small
Advanced Basic

 

[Gunslinger808]

Soft Rock?

 

[amazingflapjack]

rap music...

 

[LouisianaJoe]

I could steal one here or just share.

Oxymoron List ? Funny Examples of Oxymorons (Oxymora)

 

[finesse_r]

Honest politican

 

[RobertJ.]

Reser's Fine Foods

 

[Glockman9mm]

Affordable care act....

 

[hpfenning]

Management Decision

 

[alwslate]

Country music. Rap music.

 

[pawncop]

"New and Improved!"

 

[rwsmith]

Government

Government Efficiency

 

[M29since14]

"Government Assistance." Close 2nd: "Rap Music."