deadin
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It's darker than the inside of a cow. (Old family saying)
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Fits like socks on a rooster. Never did know what that meant.Bet someone here does.
"It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing!"- Ron White
Ilike9mm
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You can put a Tuxedo on a goat.
But it is still a goat.
But it is still a goat.
ogilvyspecial
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This one reminded me of something a skilled trades guy told me at Buick about a, HUGE, vaccum system intalled to help keep debris out of the process during the main bearing(s) install job (3800 V6.)
When I seen the size of the "cannister," which was at least 15' tall and the diameter of a pickup truck, I mentioned that I had never seen a vaccum that big before.
After I made the "size comment" this skilled tradesman said, in a matter of fact way as if he had said it many times before, "Yep, it'll suck a cow inside out."
That sure sheds a little light on how dark the inside of a cow might be.
OK Hog Shooter
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Growin up on a N TX dirt farm, I've heard my dear ole Pappy say that more than once... and on nights when I had to trek down through the pasture to tie down the windmill brake I can well attest to that kind of darkness!
I heard a addition: "How dark is that?" "Hellish dark and smells of cheese."
Out West
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Pressure makes diamonds.
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enfield
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Let them that don't want any have memories of not getting any.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
dirty gary
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"Just when you think you're winning the rat race, along come faster rats"
Lew Archer
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If you're going through hell...
keep going!
keep going!
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If it flys,floats or flirts, it's cheaper to rent it.
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From the best boss I ever had:
I complained to him that every time I did something wrong, he was all over my case about it, but when I did things right, he never mentioned it:
His reply?
G#$%&**%@! We pay you to do it right!!
I've never forgotten it and try to use it as a guide for life:
olcop
From the best boss I ever had:
I complained to him that every time I did something wrong, he was all over my case about it, but when I did things right, he never mentioned it:
His reply?
G#$%&**%@! We pay you to do it right!!
I've never forgotten it and try to use it as a guide for life:
olcop
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