Annoyed at thread drift

[boatme99]

Mmmmmrrrrrrggggggg, patty melt.

 

[snubbyfan]

Number 9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, or maybe even years.

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said,
"Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long."

 

[Jessie]

And why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?!?!

Shouldn't hemaroids be called asteroids?

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[soFlaNative]

Son made a hoagie sandwich with leftover chili and some pulled pork, both homemade. Would not let me near it. I got him back, told him he forgot the cheese after he finished.

 

[jell-dog]

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
jell-dog

 

[shouldazagged]

Just go to www.canIshoot+Pinmy.38CTG.org, and click on "broccoli". That will take you to "bears", where the dirty pictures of penguins are. You'll thank me, and I promise the penguins won't flip you the bird because...you know.

 

[vonn]

Today is the day!

 

[roarindan]

Today is the day!

yeah it is,, I missed yesterday so today has got to be the day

 

[pawngal]

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

 

[Shorty 45 MK2]

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

I don't worry about tomorrow, me and my tinfoil hat are just fine. Now I need to get off here before the NSA can track me.

 

[pawngal]

Help! I lost my tinfoil hat on some other nasty board.
Must go hide in basement

 

[TenTea]

If today was tomorrow yesterday, then today will be yesterday tomorrow...

*Did I post this on some other past page? If so, I'll try to do better in the future!

 

[M&P Freak]

OMG, deck shoes with no socks. Really?

 

[greenmachine]

Duh, I think there are other things wrong with that picture. I mean seriously, look how close that car is parked to the corner. Some people just don't get it.

 

[boatme99]

OMG, deck shoes with no socks. Really?

No socks? That's what bumps you?
That schmaltzy print smock is definitely a no-no with that solid back pack.

 

[GtownGeorge]

and someone could use a weedwacker on that corner lot.

 

[boatme99]

OMG, deck shoes with no socks. Really?

And someone needs to tell mom that a full body afro is not a good look for any kid.

 

[steamloco76]

The local TV stations have been prattling on about a WEATHER EVENT! to come on Monday. Man, I haven't attended an event since last year. The TV hasn't provided any ticket purchase information, and I can't find a link on the internet either. Do any of you have a spare ticket to this event?

 

[shouldazagged]

The local TV stations have been prattling on about a WEATHER EVENT! to come on Monday. Man, I haven't attended an event since last year. The TV hasn't provided any ticket purchase information, and I can't find a link on the internet either. Do any of you have a spare ticket to this event?

It's only open to paranoid personalities, so they aren't telling anyone where it will be held.