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Good Saturday morning drifters. I hope every body is doing fine on this beautiful day. It's 55 degrees in the desert this morning going into the 80's before all is done. I love this time of the year.

SW MP15 try not to choke too many I know it's hard but try. As was said in the song "breathe in breathe out move on".

Raljr1 I wonder why I never find things like that. That's a fine looking shotgun who made it? I know you said it was German and they did make some beautiful stuff over there.
 
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How to Buy a Car

A middle-aged grumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the guy to reduce it."

See you later, dad." :D :)
 
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This Forum Issue Belongs...

...in the drift. 😵
Today when I quote a post the page then becomes elongated east-west. The white box where one should be typing/posting is normal sized, but you have to scroll over about six(6) page widths to find the white box.
Must be the wind stretching out the electrons flowing over the fiber optic as the wind is out of the West! 😝
 
Densa IQ Test

You've heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it's from DENSA and it's a lot more fun.

Give it a try: Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!! Click on "Answer" if stumped.

Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No
Answer ________
How many birthdays does the average man have?
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Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
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How many outs are there in an inning?
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Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes/No
Answer ________
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
Answer ________
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
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A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
Answer ________
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
Answer ________
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
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A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
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How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
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A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
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What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
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Yes.
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All of them
6
Not sure, Cali's weird. Hard to sign the license when dead.
25 (?) seemed too easy...
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One hour
9
1
Meat
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Nowhere
3...one's a quarter along with another.
 
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