Annoyed at thread drift

[jell-dog]

I guess someone found the cartoon distasteful, it disappeared?

 

[Isis1200L]

Hey! I found a great place to go campin'. And if I pitch my tent right, I can throw a line right into the brook,
and catch breakfast without even getting out.
So what if there's no hot showers or flush toilets. It's perfect.
No, I'm not tellin' you where it is. Dem troutsfishies is waitin' for me.
It's my SEEEEcret.

Oh, and dere's lots of big frogs just loungin' around on the rocks. Which was very cool.

OK. If you really must know, it's near Kent. In CT. But I'm not sayin' anything more.

 

[BigCityChief]

Glad nobody is doing any detective work on my past discretions! Sometimes you are just lucky it was before social media put everything a person says or does out there for eternity,nothing I am ashamed of but some that not everybody needs to know for sure.

 

[BigCityChief]

Are you saying the frog ate it?

 

[soFlaNative]

She's not MY mother, why do I have to buy her a Mother's Day card?

I ponder that question every year and keep reaching the same conclusion.
Like today, a grocery store bouquet, a shiny card and a coconut crème (toasted) pie later and I'm good for another year.

A small token of appreciation for all she's done.

 

[BigCityChief]

Hey! I found a great place to go campin'. And if I pitch my tent right, I can throw a line right into the brook,
and catch breakfast without even getting out.
So what if there's no hot showers or flush toilets. It's perfect.
No, I'm not tellin' you where it is. Dem troutsfishies is waitin' for me.
It's my SEEEEcret.

Oh, and dere's lots of big frogs just loungin' around on the rocks. Which was very cool.

Your secret will be safe with us, mighty ISIS!

 

[BigCityChief]

I doubt it, Daddy never actually saw me, the sight and sound of my car was enough to send him into a tizzy. Had my '65 AH Sprite at the time.

I found your car, PG. It's SWEET!

 

[jell-dog]

I resemble that remark. Had one Daddy threaten to call the cops on me.
cuz I was 21 and the darling son was 17

SO pawngal....did this about sum it up??

 

[BigCityChief]

She's not MY mother, why do I have to buy her a Mother's Day card?

I believe it's called "domestic tranquility."

 

[Isis1200L]

About cougars....at what age and income bracket can you be officially labeled a cougar?
How young does your "prey" have to be?

Goin' to relax now. See you folks soon. Sleep well, and dream of wheelie guns.

 

[jell-dog]

Are you saying the frog ate it?

 

[skrazo]

Hey! I found a great place to go campin'. And if I pitch my tent right, I can throw a line right into the brook,
and catch breakfast without even getting out.
So what if there's no hot showers or flush toilets. It's perfect.
No, I'm not tellin' you where it is. Dem troutsfishies is waitin' for me.
It's my SEEEEcret.

Oh, and dere's lots of big frogs just loungin' around on the rocks. Which was very cool.

Watcha' gonna do if the batteries in your laptop run down? Then..............you'll be wantin' some of us "Drifters" to drop by! You have our number!

 

[skrazo]

Can't think of nuthin' to say, so ..........

Had a lonnnnnnnnnnnng...........day here. Gonna hit the shower and call it quits.

Remember: Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway!

 

[snubbyfan]

Hey! I found a great place to go campin'. And if I pitch my tent right, I can throw a line right into the brook,
and catch breakfast without even getting out.
So what if there's no hot showers or flush toilets. It's perfect.
No, I'm not tellin' you where it is. Dem troutsfishies is waitin' for me.
It's my SEEEEcret.

Oh, and dere's lots of big frogs just loungin' around on the rocks. Which was very cool.

OK. If you really must know, it's near Kent. In CT. But I'm not sayin' anything more.

I usta say that if there's hot showers and flush toilets, you ain't campin'.
Now however, with the passage of time......

 

[vonn]

Did a couple years of that camping with no flushes and no showers and I must say I much prefer a hot shower and a porcelain throne, a day or three here and there to hunt somewhere remote maybe.

 

[shouldazagged]

Sorry for my lack of focus. I've had a terrible roar in my ears for the last two days.

Glad she went back to work.

I've had the same thing, and I live alone. I really need to lay off White Castle depth charges and pinto beans with Vietnamese chili-garlic paste.

 

[shouldazagged]

They could make you disappear?

Poor guy must have tried the new industrial-strength Odor Eaters.

 

[jell-dog]

About cougars....at what age and income bracket can you be officially labeled a cougar?
How young does your "prey" have to be?

Goin' to relax now. See you folks soon. Sleep well, and dream of wheelie guns.

Generally, a cougar is defined as a woman over 40, financially secure, independent, has a strong sense of self, dresses to impress her "prey", knows what she wants and gos after it!!
Usually hunts "prey" half her age or more.
CAN BE DANGEROUS IF NOT SATISFIED

See also "Sugar Mama".
(Or so the rumors go!)

 

[boatme99]

The more visits the forum gets the more advertisers will pay. This thread is a money maker. No one is annoyed by money being thrown at them.

I know I wasn't when I was a Chippendales.

I wonder if that gold lame sling still fits?

 

[snubbyfan]

Did a couple years of that camping with no flushes and no showers and I must say I much prefer a hot shower and a porcelain throne, a day or three here and there to hunt somewhere remote maybe.

I've done lotsa back packing back in the day. No tent, just a bivy bag and a back pack cover.
Got to the point where I was sick of Ramen noodles and instant oatmeal.
Now, I want my truck nearby, a tent big enough to stand in, an air mattress, a cooler full of beer, food and soda and a bathhouse.