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I need help dating a revolver. Anyone free next Saturday night. Maybe we could double. She has a sister, she's a real PISTOL!

I don't want to date somebody's sister, does she have a brother?
Or am I the sister? Am I my brother's sister?
Wait a minute, I don't have a brother.
Color me confused :confused::confused:
 
boatme, I'm afraid too but I gotta ask, Who is cabbagehead?

Any relation? :confused:

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A character from the old 90s television show "Kids In The Hall".
He's a misogynistic jerk who'll do anything to get close to a woman.
Tag lines are:
"It's because I have cabbage for a head, Isn't it?"
"Hey, I'm the King of the mercy ****!"
Among others.

He's eventually shot in the head by a former date, and while on his deathbed, sees God, who has a cabbagehead!

He miraculously survives, gets religion, and trys to organize wet tee shirt baptisms.
 

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I posted this painting previously...same cafe...different artist, Paul Gauguin. Some people believe that Van Gogh did not cut off his own ear, but Gauguin did it. These artists can be a volatile bunch.
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Keeping the cafe theme, here's another Van Gogh...Cafe Terrace at Night.

When I was a kid, I used to call the painting, "The Pool Hall."
Some poor pool hall with only one table.
I wonder if they charged by the hour,
or by the number of people playing.
In reality, it's a Snooker table.
 
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I posted this painting previously...same cafe...different artist, Paul Gauguin. Some people believe that Van Gogh did not cut off his own ear, but Gauguin did it. These artists can be a volatile bunch.

It's my understanding that Vincent sent his ear to a woman friend. If Paul had cut it off, do you think Vinny would have mailed it to his sweetie?
 
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Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools.

They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow.

They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir.

When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months!

"TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"

"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
 
If you are from Pittsburgh there is only one spelling, ketchup. And only one brand, Heinz.

Apparently the rest of the country does not limit itself to your Pittsburgh spelling, & I'm assuming you don't have Whataburger in Pittsburgh...too bad, so sad for you. Heinz bites in comparison to Whataburger catsup. I love the stuff & have tried many different brands over the years. I am a big fan of Whataburger(one of the best fast food burgers out there) & I have always enjoyed their catsup. When it became possible to buy bottles of the stuff(here in Texas anyway) I was allover it.


Actually, either spelling, catsup or ketchup, is legit.
 
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Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools.

They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow.

They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir.

When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months!

"TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"

"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
[ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSvJaYxRoB4[/ame]
 
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