BigCityChief
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^The Drift will tell you.^
Annoyed at thread drift
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jeffsmith
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kwselke
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I cannot help but notice that the Drift thread's performance and functionality has been improving on my machine as all of the time space continuum contortions have been taking place.
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Has anyone been hurt?
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Has anyone been hurt?
Details? Pictures? I wanna know.
Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Father: First, tell me you're sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry.
Son: But for what ? What did I do?
Father: Just say sorry.
Son: But...what have i done wrong ?
Father: Say sorry!
Son: WHY?
Father: Say sorry!!
Son: Please, just tell me why?
Father: Say sorry!!!
Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!
Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!
Father: First, tell me you're sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry.
Son: But for what ? What did I do?
Father: Just say sorry.
Son: But...what have i done wrong ?
Father: Say sorry!
Son: WHY?
Father: Say sorry!!
Son: Please, just tell me why?
Father: Say sorry!!!
Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!
Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
jell-dog
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vonn
US Veteran
Beautiful day today here for January and was a nice catch up into the drift,not sure which way I was going but a nice ride. Stated to post this awhile ago but drifted off before I hit the button! Can't remember what wonderfully witty remark I was going to post!
How my wife spent the day.
Zachary helped.
Sometimes it's nice just to take it easy at home.
Zachary helped.
Sometimes it's nice just to take it easy at home.
This missing post thing is buggin' me. Jus whut in tarnation is goin' on?!
Is it a master setting of some kind? Is it a software limitation?
I know about those.
See...
In the computer language my dept. uses, you can't have an array in which the total number of
characters in all the elements add up to more than 65,252.
Then this thing called overflow happens, and that is bad.
Not as bad as like when the toilet overflows, but there's usually carp to clean up.
I should know. I'm the one with the bucket and mop...so to speak.
Well, I'm goin' to go brush and wash up.
Mebbee tomorrow, I'll read y'all a bedtime story.
Oh, mebbee not. Tomorrow is revolver night for the plate match.
And better yet, it's FRIday!!!
Night-night, Drifters.
Is it a master setting of some kind? Is it a software limitation?
I know about those.
See...
In the computer language my dept. uses, you can't have an array in which the total number of
characters in all the elements add up to more than 65,252.
Then this thing called overflow happens, and that is bad.
Not as bad as like when the toilet overflows, but there's usually carp to clean up.
I should know. I'm the one with the bucket and mop...so to speak.
Well, I'm goin' to go brush and wash up.
Mebbee tomorrow, I'll read y'all a bedtime story.
Oh, mebbee not. Tomorrow is revolver night for the plate match.
And better yet, it's FRIday!!!
Night-night, Drifters.
Wow... drifted so far out it's coming back...
Unless you have the "B" team from the School for the Rhythmically Challenged butchering the "Anvil Chorus" on the roof next door.
nawilson
US Veteran
Speaking of drifts, shouldn't we be seeing some now that it is January?
Been away a while, proud to see this thread has lurched along!
...How do you know when you are done?
If you are on here, you are done !!
Got it ???
Chuck
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Ouch!
vonn
US Veteran
My battery is dead and I am tired,good night and drift on!
He brought a knife to a chair fight.
More cowbell!
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