Maybe I have what it takes to write for the Post!
New "anti-matter" ammunition kills millions daily! This reporter has just confirmed the existance of ammunition for the deadly AR-7 "assault rifle" which kills so completely no body is left behind.
Devloped by the U.S. Air Force during the wars in Southeast Asia, the 22 mm long rifle AR-7 uses the same "super-ghostmaker" ammo as the Aegis anti-aircraft cannon, but in a smaller size to make it easier to sneak into schools and parks.
Made of "anti-matter" when the bullet hits a person who supports Mayor Bloomberg's reasonable agenda it causes the victim to dematerialize at a molecular level. Recent photographs, included in this article, show just how complete this dematerialization is.
Crazed gun-rights groups intent upon preventing common sense gun safety restictions have been observed handing out these murderous weapons and boxes containing 500 rounds of this deadly ammo to children at day-care centers, little leauge games and in public elementary school lunch rooms. Costing just $3.28 to produce the AR-7 breaks into two pieces for concealment. It fires its 1000 round magazine in 0.8 seconds and the bullets have onboard GPS trackers so they never miss.
Rather than using conventional propellants, the 22 mm long rifle "anti-matter" bullets use lighter than air hydrogen, so that a killer can carry an unlimited supply with him.
The AR-7s onboard nuclear fueled energy matrix field generator allows it to be totally invisible to the naked eye, and for it to fit in an average teenagers front blue jean pocket. The forcefield generated deflects bullets fired by all current LEO weapons.
Professors at Yale, Harvard and Sanford belive that roving "death squads" executed tens of millions of people in late October early November 2016, acting on subliminal telepathic messages eminating from the 'ghoul-metal' reciever in the AR-7. There were believed to be especially high murder rates in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan and Ohio.
The lack of bodies so far unearthed is proof of the existance of this meanace!