My girlfriend butchers eggs

[perfectcircle1]

My girlfriend is a good cook but someone please tell me who cooks eggs like this? Its totally wrong and an insult to egg eating folks lol

EDIT: just wanted to add im not being mean she watched me take the pic and knew exactly what i was doing with it. She's read the comments..

 

[joeintexas]

Not quite sure what to make of that! You sure that's an egg?

 

[perfectcircle1]

Maybe i should send it in for testing

 

[smokindog]

My Mom always had a solution for this problem. If ya don't like it, cook your own or starve

My girlfriend is a good cook but someone please tell me who cooks eggs like this? Its totally wrong and an insult to egg eating folks lol

 

[gunlovingirl]

Give me a slice of buttered toast and a generous sprinkling of black pepper and I'll eat it!

 

[Terry C]

But . . . how did it taste?

 

[jimmyj]

Don't like the looks of it ? have you ever ate in a Military Mess Hall ?
Reference your Girlfriend : Is she a shooters ? Does she like S&W Revolvers ? if the answers are all "Yes"-keep her and eat corn flakes.

 

[WardenRoss]

Girlfriend cooking breakfast?!

Shame on you! Better hope her Daddy don't hear of this!



On a side note: 'least she knows what a frying pan is....most don't anymore!

 

[diamonback68]

Look at it this way. Eggs are cheap to replace, girlfriends aren't.

 

[Sebago Son]

Look at it this way. Eggs are cheap to replace, girlfriends aren't.

That so? Dick, How much are you payin' for girlfriends down your way?

 

[Comrad]

Scrambled egg?

 

[Lost Lake]

OMG. The first thing I thought of is That Is Not An Egg!!!

It's that creature from Star Trek that sticks to the wall then attacks you!

Then I did some digging and here it is, episode 29, Operation - Annihilate!

Your girlfriend's ears..... Are they kind of pointy?

 

[norm]

looks ok to me. Needs a little hot sauce

 

[diamonback68]

That so? Dick, How much are you payin' for girlfriends down your way?

Hah! I'm talking about the cost of gas, money and energy to sort them out, then find one, then break in a new one, not to mention the upkeep. Eggs are only $1.89 a dozen here.

 

[blujax01]

Looks like it was folded up to fit on a biscuit.

What? No biscuits???

Pffft...

 

[Sebago Son]

Like Dominos...

Hah! I'm talking about the cost of gas, money and energy to sort them out, then find one, then break in a new one, not to mention the upkeep. Eggs are only $1.89 a dozen here.

You know you CAN have them delivered....

 

[chief38]

Offer to make HER breakfast and politely say "this is how I like them". If that doesn't work - - just eat cereal. LOL!

 

[timn8er]

looks ok to me. Needs a little hot sauce

I totally agree. Give me some Tabasco & I'm in!

 

[Alnamvet68]

Awww geeze....now you started it; interesting take on breakfast balut.

 

[gdnagle]

OMG. The first thing I thought of is That Is Not An Egg!!!

It's that creature from Star Trek that sticks to the wall then attacks you!

Then I did some digging and here it is, episode 29, Operation - Annihilate!

Your girlfriend's ears..... Are they kind of pointy?

i think you are on to something here I always wondered where all their props went to.

you could take here out to breakfast get your eggs cooked how you like them, and get bonus points to boot cheapest eat out meal you can get. IHOP, Cracker Barrel, anywhere but Denney's ( http://smith-wessonforum.com/lounge/286833-dennys-needs-police-free-zone.html ) then gittem cooked your way with sides. problem solved and didn't hurt her feelings, another bonus point.