A nylon stocking filled with dung...can wallop you pretty good at 2 paces.
A nylon stocking filled with dung...can wallop you pretty good at 2 paces.
I spat my coffee all over the keyboard at this one.
Certainly a winner in the weird-weapon category.
I do have a couple of questions, though, since I may follow through with adding this to my personal "arse"nal.
1. Dung: human, canine, or "other"?
2. In deploying this weapon, is the strike supposed to be accompanied by explosion of the device? In other words, is this supposed to be a "one and dung" event?
3. Pocket carry, or is there a holster you suggest?
4. Is it appropriate to carry a BUDS? (Back-up dung stocking)
5. Would this be effective against a dog attack? (I can see that it might, as it would distract them from the attack while they thoroughly sniff themselves.)
6. Would one have to go to a Stocking Dealer to obtain it?
7. Were these first developed by prison inmates? (I know their homemade knives are "shanks" -- would this one have been called a "stank"?)
I spat my coffee all over the keyboard at this one.
Certainly a winner in the weird-weapon category.
I do have a couple of questions, though, since I may follow through with adding this to my personal "arse"nal.
1. Dung: human, canine, or "other"?
2. In deploying this weapon, is the strike supposed to be accompanied by explosion of the device? In other words, is this supposed to be a "one and dung" event?
3. Pocket carry, or is there a holster you suggest?
4. Is it appropriate to carry a BUDS? (Back-up dung stocking)
5. Would this be effective against a dog attack? (I can see that it might, as it would distract them from the attack while they thoroughly sniff themselves.)
6. Would one have to go to a Stocking Dealer to obtain it?
7. Were these first developed by prison inmates? (I know their homemade knives are "shanks" -- would this one have been called a "stank"?)