"Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement."
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The difference between a politician and taxes, you can always get rid of a politician. (IIRC Will Rogers)
"Yes, I voted. NO, I didn't vote for him. He got elected because there were only two people voting and he cheated." (me)
"Yes, I voted. NO, I didn't vote for him. He got elected because there were only two people voting and he cheated." (me)
It ain't the years that got , it's miles.
Simson-Suhl
US Veteran
Two people you never want to lie to, your Doctor or your Lawyer. My Father.
Ole Joe Clark
Absent Comrade
"You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks." Winston Churchill
If you don't care where you are going, any road will do.
"Spread the gospel at all times, and if necessary, use words" St. Francis of Assisi
"I'm resting up from the past, and storing up for the future." The Old Man
"If I had known I was gonna live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
Have a blessed day,
Leon
If you don't care where you are going, any road will do.
"Spread the gospel at all times, and if necessary, use words" St. Francis of Assisi
"I'm resting up from the past, and storing up for the future." The Old Man
"If I had known I was gonna live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
Have a blessed day,
Leon
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Deuce Caboose
Member
It's not about wanting what you don't have,
It's about wanting what you do have.
It's not how many years you get,
It's how many good years you get.
Therefore watch, for you no not the day, nor the hour.
Tomorrow is promised to no one.
Question with boldness
Hold to the truth
Speak without fear.
The price for success is always paid in advance.
It's about wanting what you do have.
It's not how many years you get,
It's how many good years you get.
Therefore watch, for you no not the day, nor the hour.
Tomorrow is promised to no one.
Question with boldness
Hold to the truth
Speak without fear.
The price for success is always paid in advance.
From my grandfather, "If you want to be stupid, you gotta be tough"
My favorite mixed metaphor, occasionally accomplished:
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
Inusuit
Member
Never lie to the bungee guy about how much you weigh
You don't always get what you pay for, but you don't get what you don't pay for.
Tom B.
Tom B.
I have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Jimmy Hoffa
Jimmy Hoffa
When you pull the pin....Mr grenade is no longer your friend
Even a broke clock is right twice a day
can you die of constipation? I worry because of how full of it you are
You hear better with your mouth closed
Only a dead fish goes with the flow
A good sharp knife is worth 2 of everything else except maybe a gun
Money can't buy good sense
Only problem with life is that nobody gets out alive
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your wrist
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on
At last I've found the perfect girl
I could not ask for more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store
Money is a poor way to measure wealth
A will is a dead give away
lawnmower=vegetarian assault vehicle
Life is full of choices...You make yours and I'll make mine
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be normal...I mean do those people ever have any fun?
Old Indian saying........There are 2 dogs constantly fighting inside you. One is evil. One is good. The one that wins is the one you feed.
Mess with the bull....Get the horns
Those that speak the most have done the least
Absorb what is useful discard what is not
A duck's quack does not echo
The dot over the letteri is called a tittle
The very first CD ever pressed in the USA was Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The USA"
The older the violin the sweeter the music
You have no idea how little I care.......monty walsh
Old guys become old for a reason and it's not because of stupidity
Fat people are hard to kidnap
What does 4 wheel drive and a woman have common? They both can get you into things you shouldn't be in
Someday you'll really go far.....And I hope you stay there
AND a final blowout FYI..........
The PT boats of WW11 were powered by 3 ea. V-12 Packard engines. Super Charged and making 1850 HP Horse Power.
Even a broke clock is right twice a day
can you die of constipation? I worry because of how full of it you are
You hear better with your mouth closed
Only a dead fish goes with the flow
A good sharp knife is worth 2 of everything else except maybe a gun
Money can't buy good sense
Only problem with life is that nobody gets out alive
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your wrist
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on
At last I've found the perfect girl
I could not ask for more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store
Money is a poor way to measure wealth
A will is a dead give away
lawnmower=vegetarian assault vehicle
Life is full of choices...You make yours and I'll make mine
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be normal...I mean do those people ever have any fun?
Old Indian saying........There are 2 dogs constantly fighting inside you. One is evil. One is good. The one that wins is the one you feed.
Mess with the bull....Get the horns
Those that speak the most have done the least
Absorb what is useful discard what is not
A duck's quack does not echo
The dot over the letteri is called a tittle
The very first CD ever pressed in the USA was Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The USA"
The older the violin the sweeter the music
You have no idea how little I care.......monty walsh
Old guys become old for a reason and it's not because of stupidity
Fat people are hard to kidnap
What does 4 wheel drive and a woman have common? They both can get you into things you shouldn't be in
Someday you'll really go far.....And I hope you stay there
AND a final blowout FYI..........
The PT boats of WW11 were powered by 3 ea. V-12 Packard engines. Super Charged and making 1850 HP Horse Power.
Believe the impossible, count the distant stars, but don't forget to set the kettle over the fire if you want to drink tea.
When I was a young rookie firefighter, almost a half-century ago, an older lieutenant I worked with took a lot of vacation trips. When he and his missus got back from a cruise, I remarked that it must have been pretty expensive. I will never forget his reply...
"Let me tell you somethin', son: You ain't never gonna see no Brinks truck followin' a hearse. Armed guards are not gonna stand at your grave and throw money bags in! You can't take it with you when you go!"
"Let me tell you somethin', son: You ain't never gonna see no Brinks truck followin' a hearse. Armed guards are not gonna stand at your grave and throw money bags in! You can't take it with you when you go!"
Shoot low boys.....They're riding Shetland ponies!!............Lewis Grizzard
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