SO WHAT'S YOUR WIFES SUPER POWER?

[hangnoose]

GKC POST #57

Must be twins separated at birth. During last weeks Big bang theory was a term, I was able to hear, used for someone that overflows the bowl. How I never thought of it before I can't believe, (think 60's Japanese horror monster). When I referred to her by this name my ninnies got twisted so hard my moobs still hurt. I wish she talked over that part cuz I can never use that term, If I know what's good for me. I often wake up at 3-4 am from the tv being left on, with it and her lap top watching her sleep.

 

[Rule3]

Besides being able to put up with me for over 30 years??

She has all the Women Super Powers but her best is the ability to find tiny objects that I loose in the garage. I will search for hours get miffed swear etc and she will calmly walk over and say "Oh this thing?"

 

[MOONDAWG]

WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S SUPER POWER?

Making money disappear...

 

[Doug627]

My wife's super power is the ability to forgive all my faults and the insensitive things I have done over the past 30 years. She never brings up my past misdeeds and mistakes. She is the sunshine of my life.

 

[kamloops67]

joanne's super power? making her and the dog disappear ...been gone a week now ..hmm i dont think shes behind the curtain.
oh look she made her suitcase disappear too. man shes good.

 

[pharmer]

My wife can take any statement I make, change it just a little bit, and fire it back at me with "You said....". Since 90% are my words cleverly rearranged to mean something completely different, I walk away thinking I'm the 4th sphincter. Joe

 

[Taurus627]

Mine is psychic. She thinks she knows what I am going to say before I do. She constantly tries to finish my sentences and is usually wrong 99% of the time.

 

[islamoradamark]

her loud mouth she gets mad when i call her mrs mouth mrs mouth

 

[monet61]

I had always taken for granted her kindness and willingness to go the extra mile for people. Thought that was her greatest asset. Well, I was wrong. When our 23 year old son was dying of cancer, she was the glue that held us together. My four daughters and I were quietly, surely going deep into a world of pain and anger. Somehow she managed to right the ship and get us all back. Have never seen or experienced any thing like it before or since. I wouldn't trade her for anything.

 

[reddogge]

I also have one with super hearing. She heard my travel alarm go off, an alarm I can't hear right next to my head, in the bathroom next door with the door closed, in my dop kit, under the counter behind a counter door. It's one of those tiny little dit,dit,dit,dit,dit sounds.

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

My wife threatens to get off the couch the same time as her female relatives - the movement their respective gravitational fields would rip the world apart!