My wife can predict the past with 85% accuracy....
SO WHAT'S YOUR WIFES SUPER POWER?
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bill2000
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My wife has the ability to find a new place to put her car keys in a different spot every day and then forget where they are. Then the has the ability to put both of us into hair raising panic the next morning when she's running late for work. I'm talking EVERY DAY.
Other than that she's perfect in every way and makes me a better man.
Other than that she's perfect in every way and makes me a better man.
Mine has the ability to browbeat me into buying more guns than I would ever have bought on my own.
keith44spl
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Clairvoyance,
She always predicting what I'm thinkin' about doin' next.
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She always predicting what I'm thinkin' about doin' next.
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olcop
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Super Wife
Mine has put up with me for over 50 years, she is my book keeper, computer guru, budget monitor, best cook I've ever met,worked almost all her life and kept our home going while I traveled for a living, raised our two children almost single handedly, (I was traveling traveling) is a talented wood worker and has built much of the furniture in our home, has seen me through sickness and numerous surgeries, has a great sense of humor, and is most of all my best friend and the person I want to spend time with, and she too, is still a looker at 70!!
I can't even comtemplate life without her!!!
olcop
Mine has put up with me for over 50 years, she is my book keeper, computer guru, budget monitor, best cook I've ever met,worked almost all her life and kept our home going while I traveled for a living, raised our two children almost single handedly, (I was traveling traveling) is a talented wood worker and has built much of the furniture in our home, has seen me through sickness and numerous surgeries, has a great sense of humor, and is most of all my best friend and the person I want to spend time with, and she too, is still a looker at 70!!
I can't even comtemplate life without her!!!
olcop
Murphy's Law
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My better half is an "Aussie" of 46 years, enough said (I obviously did Australia a favor) bringing her to the U.S. As NO country should have to deal with his gal. I can't seem to get anything by her (new toys) without her knowing about it. Plus the night out with the boys stopped the day after we got married! Also I learned a strange thing about wedding cake which seems to turn the female sexual desire OFF. Enough said before I get carried away.
CAJUNLAWYER
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It's the same super power that all women have and all men want . Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
kozmic
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My wife is gifted with selective memory. She can rattle off things I did wrong from years ago, but seldom remembers her own transgressions.
Seriously, she is an amazing judge of character. The only person who foiled her super power in the last 36 years was me!
Seriously, she is an amazing judge of character. The only person who foiled her super power in the last 36 years was me!
Mickey D
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Back hand.
Mickey D
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gregintenn
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I'd guess most of us did. I know I did!Luckily its not choosing a husband
OMG You're right......
It's the wedding cake. Who do you think invented the ritual of having a big cake at weddings? I guarantee you it wasn't a man. The potion they use changes you but makes you oblivious of this until until "the honeymoon is over" and you realize what has happened but are helpless to do anything about it.
It's the wedding cake. Who do you think invented the ritual of having a big cake at weddings? I guarantee you it wasn't a man. The potion they use changes you but makes you oblivious of this until until "the honeymoon is over" and you realize what has happened but are helpless to do anything about it.
Bill_inBouse
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She can remember anything I did wrong for the entire 43 years we've been married 
All of what you wrote was so spot on I had to ask my wife if she was married to someone else that I didn't know about...BUT this last sentence (quoted above) is SO TRUE that I just had to comment on it. I was watching a TV show the other night, and the female character was complaining the male character doing exactly as you describe, and she called him "Captain Gum Flap and his war on silence." Ever since, I've called my wife Captain Gum Flap!
The really annoying thing she does is, she will ask me if we can watch a particular show (that she likes, and I don't.) I don't really care, since there isn't anything else on I want to watch anyway, and I can read while she watches. So, she turns on the show, and then gets her laptop with her Bluetooth headset, and watches something else online at the same time! AND asks me frequently, "What did they say?" about the show on TV!
JeffNW
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When my wife breaks wind miraculously her flatulence always manages to exit our cat's butt: P.U.-that darn cat again!
Brian41
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My wife is an excellent judge of character. Too many times she's warned me about some one I knew and in the end turned out to be right. I now know to listen to what she says about people.
She's also a Florence Nightingale and is there for any in need. She's a nurse and karate black belt and can deal with many situations on her own. Still she'll whine and cry about some petty stuff I need to deal with.
I did pretty well I think.
She's also a Florence Nightingale and is there for any in need. She's a nurse and karate black belt and can deal with many situations on her own. Still she'll whine and cry about some petty stuff I need to deal with.
I did pretty well I think.
