zzzippper
Member
Finding ****.
Finding stuff because she put it away in the wrong place to begin with. Also, even though I bought scissors for every room in the house, she can make them all gravitate to the kitchen.
SO WHAT'S YOUR WIFES SUPER POWER?
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Finding stuff because she put it away in the wrong place to begin with. Also, even though I bought scissors for every room in the house, she can make them all gravitate to the kitchen.
Well, these days we are retired and she spends a lot of time with her iPad shopping on-line.
BUT, in the late 1990's her super power was day trading!! I had a small 401K where I worked. My company allowed me to do pick where I invested it. I handed it over to her with, "There isn't enough money in this account for us to retire for more than a year. Play with it." Five years later she handed back to me 550K and said, "Let us retire!"
I'm going to keep that woman forever!!! Nothing she will ever do will upset me........
BUT, in the late 1990's her super power was day trading!! I had a small 401K where I worked. My company allowed me to do pick where I invested it. I handed it over to her with, "There isn't enough money in this account for us to retire for more than a year. Play with it." Five years later she handed back to me 550K and said, "Let us retire!"
I'm going to keep that woman forever!!! Nothing she will ever do will upset me........
YOU REALIZE I AM JOKING, OR THIS WOULD BE ABOUT THE EX.
How about blocking doorways? If ANYTHING has to be left on the floor like vacumes / garbage cans/ boxes, they must be left smack dab in the center of the doorway so you trip over them, or have to move them to get in/out, going on for almost 20 years now w/o sign of let up. "I moved your car keys so you wouldn't lose them". Being suspicious. Being asked what are you doing/where are you/ what's taking you so long? Cuz you know Chics can't keep their hands off old/ fat/ gimpy/ bald guys right
How about blocking doorways? If ANYTHING has to be left on the floor like vacumes / garbage cans/ boxes, they must be left smack dab in the center of the doorway so you trip over them, or have to move them to get in/out, going on for almost 20 years now w/o sign of let up. "I moved your car keys so you wouldn't lose them". Being suspicious. Being asked what are you doing/where are you/ what's taking you so long? Cuz you know Chics can't keep their hands off old/ fat/ gimpy/ bald guys right
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Autococker07
US Veteran
Luckily its not choosing a husband I married WWWAAAYYY up lol....
I married WWWAAAYYY up lol....
Three years ago, my wife lost nearly all her vision, yet amazingly, she can still "see" others in need much more clearly than I and demonstrate genuine compassion and offer encouragement.
Strangely, since losing clarity of vision, I have become much more handsome to her. What a coincidence.
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Strangely, since losing clarity of vision, I have become much more handsome to her. What a coincidence.
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Mine has super VETO power. NO you do not need a new car,or a gun or anything else I want.
Missus P&R Fan has lots of Superpowers.
Her sense of smell is uncanny. She can smell a leftover steak is going bad DAYS before it actually does.
And if I make my awesome chili, well, lets just say she reminds me of her exceptional olfactory abilities when we go to bed.
She can read my mind. Always knows what I'm thinkin'. (I guess most of the time it's pretty obvious).
She is a Super Spy. If I so much as LOOK for a second at a good lookin' Woman, she notices right away. I should probably have her do surveillance for me.
She calls herself a B.A. (Bad @&!). She retired 5 years ago and runs an E-Bay business so she's always home. She discovered it's kinda fun to ride the lawn mower on our 4 acres. I haven't mowed since. She also does the plumbing and electrical work. Good thing, cuz I'm never home and have no talent in those areas.
She can drive from the passenger seat. Will give me advice. I always remind her "I'm behind the little round thing".
Plus, at 53 she's still a looker.
I appreciate that one most of all.
Jim
Her sense of smell is uncanny. She can smell a leftover steak is going bad DAYS before it actually does.
And if I make my awesome chili, well, lets just say she reminds me of her exceptional olfactory abilities when we go to bed.She can read my mind. Always knows what I'm thinkin'. (I guess most of the time it's pretty obvious).
She is a Super Spy. If I so much as LOOK for a second at a good lookin' Woman, she notices right away. I should probably have her do surveillance for me.
She calls herself a B.A. (Bad @&!). She retired 5 years ago and runs an E-Bay business so she's always home. She discovered it's kinda fun to ride the lawn mower on our 4 acres. I haven't mowed since.
She also does the plumbing and electrical work. Good thing, cuz I'm never home and have no talent in those areas.She can drive from the passenger seat. Will give me advice. I always remind her "I'm behind the little round thing".
Plus, at 53 she's still a looker.
I appreciate that one most of all.
Jim
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
Mine's been dead eighteen years, but I can still hear her crackling laugh and see the mischievous twinkle in her eyes as she sweetly cut some jerk down to size before he realized he was sliced.
She was an oasis of calm for me many times, and vice versa on occasion.
She once told me that if I ever stopped looking at attractive women she would know it was time to call the coroner, and if she ever stopped looking at men I'd know the same thing.
Her super power? Maturity and inner beauty, leavened with humor and balanced with great common sense. The power to be my other half for the few years we had together.
She was an oasis of calm for me many times, and vice versa on occasion.
She once told me that if I ever stopped looking at attractive women she would know it was time to call the coroner, and if she ever stopped looking at men I'd know the same thing.
Her super power? Maturity and inner beauty, leavened with humor and balanced with great common sense. The power to be my other half for the few years we had together.
feralmerril
Absent Comrade
Which one do you want to hear about?
YEAH,YEAH YEAH.
We all married Mrs Right. We just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS. Seriously for a sec, the ability to be an ace in the many areas I am sorely lacking, like grace/ manners/ tact/ compassion/ people skills/ patience/ paperwork/ liking kids. She was raised a good Sicilian Catholic girl. The Catholic school I went to thought (strongly) public school would be a better fit for me, in the 2nd grade. I've been trying to teach her all the stuff kids are supposed to learn on the school bus. After 20 years I still have to explain certain things, but generally now surprises me and gives a good as she gets, or better.
We all married Mrs Right. We just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS. Seriously for a sec, the ability to be an ace in the many areas I am sorely lacking, like grace/ manners/ tact/ compassion/ people skills/ patience/ paperwork/ liking kids. She was raised a good Sicilian Catholic girl. The Catholic school I went to thought (strongly) public school would be a better fit for me, in the 2nd grade. I've been trying to teach her all the stuff kids are supposed to learn on the school bus. After 20 years I still have to explain certain things, but generally now surprises me and gives a good as she gets, or better.
She likes all the same foods I do.
She likes the same movies I do.
She doesn't like to read but doesn't mind if I do.
She likes to go to the range with me. After years of trying, she's not a very good shot, but she still loves to go.... or maybe she's just trying to appease me.
I take the dogs out, walk them, play with them, feed them, trim their nails, give them treats, give them pills when they need them, tend to them when they're sick....
But who do they whine after when she goes upstairs? Yep... her.
She likes the same movies I do.
She doesn't like to read but doesn't mind if I do.
She likes to go to the range with me. After years of trying, she's not a very good shot, but she still loves to go.... or maybe she's just trying to appease me.
I take the dogs out, walk them, play with them, feed them, trim their nails, give them treats, give them pills when they need them, tend to them when they're sick....
But who do they whine after when she goes upstairs? Yep... her.
Being single 5 1/2 years, she passed that long ago. I sure like my life the way it is today. I do my own laundry, cooking & most of the housework. Still I have a gal come in twice a month for deep cleaning. But at my age I don't have time to break in a new one.
Miss Pam has the ability to remain silent during some of our conversations long enough to let me get both feet in my mouth. She calls it giving me enough rope to hang myself. Just like playing a big ol' flounder, she'll open the spool and let me run with the bait till I swallow it and then she sets the hook. Seems like I have no defense for this. Sigh....
On the other hand I've been trying for 43 years to help her understand the operation of the thermostat for our air conditioning system. I tell her that it is not necessary to lower the set point on warmer days or to raise it for colder days. That is what the thermostat does. You set the temperature you want and it will keep it within 1 or 2 degrees of the set point.
On any given morning I may wake up during any season or weather and the temperature in the house will be 60 deg. F or 85 deg. F.
Should I relocate the thermostat to a place she can't find? Naw, I s'pose not but it's fun to think about.
On the other hand I've been trying for 43 years to help her understand the operation of the thermostat for our air conditioning system. I tell her that it is not necessary to lower the set point on warmer days or to raise it for colder days. That is what the thermostat does. You set the temperature you want and it will keep it within 1 or 2 degrees of the set point.
On any given morning I may wake up during any season or weather and the temperature in the house will be 60 deg. F or 85 deg. F.
Should I relocate the thermostat to a place she can't find? Naw, I s'pose not but it's fun to think about.
Frank46
US Veteran
Where do you want me to start?. 3 portable phones and I still have to hunt one up when they ring. Must have more shoes than imelda marcos.
but having been married to her I still love her as she puts up with me. And I'm very far from perfect. Frank
but having been married to her I still love her as she puts up with me. And I'm very far from perfect. Frank
seadoubleyou
Member
Couponing. Last month she hit the $1K mark and looks to easily blow past that this month. My stockpile in the basement is really looking good.
Cdog
Member
On the advice of my attorney, I'm unable to comment on this subject at this time.
